I wish I was older

Well I have met a bunch of new girls that really like me and really want to get together with me. Big surprise they are all young and immature sigh. I still don't make much money and I still don't got much muscles going on even though I have been working hard at the gym sigh. I know I need to be patient and let some time elapse but geez I am really impatient and I just wish I had bigger muscles now and I wish I was older and made more money so I could get these classy girls I look at all the time to be interested in me. You know what is really lame... I went the other day to the mall and was just walking around looking for classy women and I found a bunch and I was like man these are the kinds of women I want to like me. I thought that perhaps somehow studying them like an animal watches prey that I might be able to learn something but no dice.

So yeah I have been working a lot so that I have some money saved up to spend on dates and stuff and I have been getting messages from some various girls but like I said they are all so damn young. One girl is a sorority girl and she invited me to a kegger this weekend and I am like I guess so. I thought that stuff was behind me but I guess I am only 22 so it's not like I am some 25 year old guy like from that movie old school where I will look out place. In fact I'm sure there will be some people my age there so I dunno why I am tripping. I guess I am just mad because going to a kegger with a bunch of party animals is not really how I want to be spending my time but I guess I am going to have to settle for this type of thing for a few years still since I am so young. Yawn I need something to change here...