The Columbus Bachelor

Well I have met a bunch of new girls that really like me and really want to get together with me. Big surprise they are all young and immature sigh. I still don't make much money and I still don't got much muscles going on even though I have been working hard at the gym sigh. I know I need to be patient and let some time elapse but geez I am really impatient and I just wish I had bigger muscles now and I wish I was older and made more money so I could get these classy girls I look at all the time to be interested in me. You know what is really lame... I went the other day to the mall and was just walking around looking for classy women and I found a bunch and I was like man these are the kinds of women I want to like me. I thought that perhaps somehow studying them like an animal watches prey that I might be able to learn something but no dice.

So yeah I have been working a lot so that I have some money saved up to spend on dates and stuff and I have been getting messages from some various girls but like I said they are all so damn young. One girl is a sorority girl and she invited me to a kegger this weekend and I am like I guess so. I thought that stuff was behind me but I guess I am only 22 so it's not like I am some 25 year old guy like from that movie old school where I will look out place. In fact I'm sure there will be some people my age there so I dunno why I am tripping. I guess I am just mad because going to a kegger with a bunch of party animals is not really how I want to be spending my time but I guess I am going to have to settle for this type of thing for a few years still since I am so young. Yawn I need something to change here...

I am totally looking and feeling better already even after only doing this workout for a couple of weeks now. I feel so much better and I have basically stopped playing World of Warcraft and my online friends are like wtf but I don't care because I would rather be in some strange girl's bed then be sitting in front of my computer at 2am on a raid with a bunch of other guys in the same situation. I mean get real, the reason I played WoW was because I didn't have a life and I wasn't getting any girls. I did that as an alternative to the thing which I now know is lightyears better and more fun and makes me happier.

Now that I have been getting with girls I feel myself changing and getting more mature. I realize that I need to shed a lot of my immature ways if I want to be able to have sex with the kind of women I like. I don't know why but I am drawn to really attractive classy looking women in business suits and of course that is the total opposite of me. I think it had something to do with my childhood but that is not a topic I want to get into here at this time. So moving on, yeah I forgot how nice it is to feel the skin of a woman and kiss a woman etc. But these kinds of girls I like are not attracted to guys like me so in the interim I will have to settle for what I can get. Which is usually and immature girl and that is fine, as long as she is feminine and not butchy, I hate butchy aggressive women.

When I was a kid my dad had a hat collection and I always thought it was dumb. My friends used to come over and play in my basement and they would always see these hats and be like wtf is this shit and I would be like wtf do I know, my dad collects them. Ever since my dad passed away last July, I have been randomly thinking of things that he used to do and how at the time I thought they were corny and I was embarassed to be associated with him, were actually kind of cool and those were the things that shaped him which ultimately had some impact on shaping me. Yeah pretty profound shit I know.

OMG I hate my job sooooo much but it is the only job I can find right now and there is no way I can even think about trying to bang girls unless I have some money in my pocket. I am hoping to graduate out of the dishwasher position and into salad bar which would be so much better because that job is normal and not totally disgusting. The people that I work with are really starting to piss me off. I really hate everything about it and I can't even think of one good thing to say about it and I am not exaggerating for real yo.

I have started to get really bored of playing world of warcraft. I just feel like we are always doing the same things, having the same arguments and I realized just how much damn time I waste playing that stupid game. Yeah that's right I called world of warcraft stupid! Hate on me if you want, but you all know it is true and you are just wasting away your life when you could be doing something important. I started to think a lot about the world of warcraft episode of south park and it made me realize that I don't want to turn into one of those fat bastards they depict in the show. I decided I am going to start working out and get into shape because I heard that girls like guys with muscles but what do I know. I don't have any money to join a gym or anything of course so instead I am just working out inside my house.

I am doing pushups and situps and I am lifting heavy objects I can find around the house for weights. I googled a bunch of sites that show you all the exercises you can do by yourself without any real equipment at all. They show you how to do stuff with the common household items in your place which is what I am doing. My parents are giving me an odd look when I do this stuff but at the same time they have already commented on how they are just glad I am off my ass playing that damn game as they say it. My parents are pretty cool but they are both hypocrites and neither of them really spend much time exercising themselves. They are both overweight but hey I am living off of them for free so I can't really say anything... yet.

I haven't been spending much time online talking to girls. I let the girls I was talking to kind of stagnate. I should have been chatting them up more often but I have been so tired lately with work and everything and I was figuring even if I did get somewhere with a girl, I don't have any money saved up yet to take them out. I told my parents that I was working to save up money to spend on dates and they had quite a chuckle when they heard this but they were probably thinking, "well at least he won't be spending it on dope" which is half right