Clowns with Pots

No progress with the African girl and Shelly never ended up coming over after all because she said she had a sore throat and then she found out she had strep throat and that sucked. So we have been talking a lot on the phone instead. She told me that she had to get 3 injections of penicillin 1 per day for 3 days and that it hurt and she had to take it in the butt. Ok that sounded funny, what I meant was that she had to get the injection in her butt instead of in the arm cuz that is how you got to take those shots. I was watching MTV today and there was this awesome new hardcore punk band called "Clowns with Pots" and their shit was off the hook yo! Some of the most clever music I have head in a while. There is a spikey haired tall guy on drums, another white guy on guitar, and an asian girl on vocals. They kick butt and they roll around in this pimped out CJ Jeep in the video. They ride around and do stuff... it's great. The song I heard was called "Don't call me buddy" and it was slammin yo. Anyways back to the girlz yo. What is up with the girls that are my age.... they are so flaky, ok well I guess guys my age are flaky too but c'mon yo. what gives? I dunno about Shelly, she seems to good to be true. I dunno how long it will last with a girl that is so similar to me. I guess I have to wait until I meet her in person and see if there is any chemistry there.

I met a few older women this week online. There is lots of older women online who wanna hook up with younger guys. I was quite surprised by this fact but then again I see the way my mom's friends look at me like they wanna eat me like a tossed fucking salad... oh! That was an Andrew Dice Clay reference in case you missed it bizznatches. Anyhoo wtf is up with this weather yo? This shit is bananas!

All these older broads think they are all smart and shit just cuz they got jobs and live in houses... pfft. I would pown them in WoW. Girls suck at video games because they have vaginas. Men are used to handling joysticks... it comes naturally... ok that sounded gay. I feel I might be getting slightly offtopic.

One girl I met is named Cheryl and she works at a department store in the fragrance department. It's like dude? wtf? You mean one of those prim and proper womanly woman looking women with the tight slacks on and all the makeup! Yes dog! One of those girls. They look like a big doll. And she is tall too... tall women are hot. You know what else I think is hot? Female singers... like Esthero, Dolores O'Riordon from the Cranberries, Alicia Keys. I wish I could meet a girl who was a lounge singer. I think that shit is hot as a reindeer's antlers.

I also met a broad named Julia who is a homemaker? LOL........ I had to lie to that chick cuz well I live with my parents so yeah, can't exactly be honest with her unless she just wants to get banged... I have no idea with these older women they are an enigma. Anyways she has 2 kids which is kinda weird but I would still throw it in her based on her picture. Shit she could give me a blowjob then make me a sandwich and all in the world would be ok.

I've been drinking some red wine tonight and smoking some ganj so bear with me k thanks. Who else did I meet? Well I met this girl named Sonja who is from the middle east or something. I told myself last week that I wanted to bang some exotic pussy and she is my target. I'm bored... I gtg