online dating

Well I have met a bunch of new girls that really like me and really want to get together with me. Big surprise they are all young and immature sigh. I still don't make much money and I still don't got much muscles going on even though I have been working hard at the gym sigh. I know I need to be patient and let some time elapse but geez I am really impatient and I just wish I had bigger muscles now and I wish I was older and made more money so I could get these classy girls I look at all the time to be interested in me. You know what is really lame... I went the other day to the mall and was just walking around looking for classy women and I found a bunch and I was like man these are the kinds of women I want to like me. I thought that perhaps somehow studying them like an animal watches prey that I might be able to learn something but no dice.

So yeah I have been working a lot so that I have some money saved up to spend on dates and stuff and I have been getting messages from some various girls but like I said they are all so damn young. One girl is a sorority girl and she invited me to a kegger this weekend and I am like I guess so. I thought that stuff was behind me but I guess I am only 22 so it's not like I am some 25 year old guy like from that movie old school where I will look out place. In fact I'm sure there will be some people my age there so I dunno why I am tripping. I guess I am just mad because going to a kegger with a bunch of party animals is not really how I want to be spending my time but I guess I am going to have to settle for this type of thing for a few years still since I am so young. Yawn I need something to change here...

I am totally looking and feeling better already even after only doing this workout for a couple of weeks now. I feel so much better and I have basically stopped playing World of Warcraft and my online friends are like wtf but I don't care because I would rather be in some strange girl's bed then be sitting in front of my computer at 2am on a raid with a bunch of other guys in the same situation. I mean get real, the reason I played WoW was because I didn't have a life and I wasn't getting any girls. I did that as an alternative to the thing which I now know is lightyears better and more fun and makes me happier.

Now that I have been getting with girls I feel myself changing and getting more mature. I realize that I need to shed a lot of my immature ways if I want to be able to have sex with the kind of women I like. I don't know why but I am drawn to really attractive classy looking women in business suits and of course that is the total opposite of me. I think it had something to do with my childhood but that is not a topic I want to get into here at this time. So moving on, yeah I forgot how nice it is to feel the skin of a woman and kiss a woman etc. But these kinds of girls I like are not attracted to guys like me so in the interim I will have to settle for what I can get. Which is usually and immature girl and that is fine, as long as she is feminine and not butchy, I hate butchy aggressive women.

When I was a kid my dad had a hat collection and I always thought it was dumb. My friends used to come over and play in my basement and they would always see these hats and be like wtf is this shit and I would be like wtf do I know, my dad collects them. Ever since my dad passed away last July, I have been randomly thinking of things that he used to do and how at the time I thought they were corny and I was embarassed to be associated with him, were actually kind of cool and those were the things that shaped him which ultimately had some impact on shaping me. Yeah pretty profound shit I know.

OMG I hate my job sooooo much but it is the only job I can find right now and there is no way I can even think about trying to bang girls unless I have some money in my pocket. I am hoping to graduate out of the dishwasher position and into salad bar which would be so much better because that job is normal and not totally disgusting. The people that I work with are really starting to piss me off. I really hate everything about it and I can't even think of one good thing to say about it and I am not exaggerating for real yo.

I have started to get really bored of playing world of warcraft. I just feel like we are always doing the same things, having the same arguments and I realized just how much damn time I waste playing that stupid game. Yeah that's right I called world of warcraft stupid! Hate on me if you want, but you all know it is true and you are just wasting away your life when you could be doing something important. I started to think a lot about the world of warcraft episode of south park and it made me realize that I don't want to turn into one of those fat bastards they depict in the show. I decided I am going to start working out and get into shape because I heard that girls like guys with muscles but what do I know. I don't have any money to join a gym or anything of course so instead I am just working out inside my house.

I am doing pushups and situps and I am lifting heavy objects I can find around the house for weights. I googled a bunch of sites that show you all the exercises you can do by yourself without any real equipment at all. They show you how to do stuff with the common household items in your place which is what I am doing. My parents are giving me an odd look when I do this stuff but at the same time they have already commented on how they are just glad I am off my ass playing that damn game as they say it. My parents are pretty cool but they are both hypocrites and neither of them really spend much time exercising themselves. They are both overweight but hey I am living off of them for free so I can't really say anything... yet.

I haven't been spending much time online talking to girls. I let the girls I was talking to kind of stagnate. I should have been chatting them up more often but I have been so tired lately with work and everything and I was figuring even if I did get somewhere with a girl, I don't have any money saved up yet to take them out. I told my parents that I was working to save up money to spend on dates and they had quite a chuckle when they heard this but they were probably thinking, "well at least he won't be spending it on dope" which is half right

No progress with the African girl and Shelly never ended up coming over after all because she said she had a sore throat and then she found out she had strep throat and that sucked. So we have been talking a lot on the phone instead. She told me that she had to get 3 injections of penicillin 1 per day for 3 days and that it hurt and she had to take it in the butt. Ok that sounded funny, what I meant was that she had to get the injection in her butt instead of in the arm cuz that is how you got to take those shots. I was watching MTV today and there was this awesome new hardcore punk band called "Clowns with Pots" and their shit was off the hook yo! Some of the most clever music I have head in a while. There is a spikey haired tall guy on drums, another white guy on guitar, and an asian girl on vocals. They kick butt and they roll around in this pimped out CJ Jeep in the video. They ride around and do stuff... it's great. The song I heard was called "Don't call me buddy" and it was slammin yo. Anyways back to the girlz yo. What is up with the girls that are my age.... they are so flaky, ok well I guess guys my age are flaky too but c'mon yo. what gives? I dunno about Shelly, she seems to good to be true. I dunno how long it will last with a girl that is so similar to me. I guess I have to wait until I meet her in person and see if there is any chemistry there.

I met a few older women this week online. There is lots of older women online who wanna hook up with younger guys. I was quite surprised by this fact but then again I see the way my mom's friends look at me like they wanna eat me like a tossed fucking salad... oh! That was an Andrew Dice Clay reference in case you missed it bizznatches. Anyhoo wtf is up with this weather yo? This shit is bananas!

All these older broads think they are all smart and shit just cuz they got jobs and live in houses... pfft. I would pown them in WoW. Girls suck at video games because they have vaginas. Men are used to handling joysticks... it comes naturally... ok that sounded gay. I feel I might be getting slightly offtopic.

One girl I met is named Cheryl and she works at a department store in the fragrance department. It's like dude? wtf? You mean one of those prim and proper womanly woman looking women with the tight slacks on and all the makeup! Yes dog! One of those girls. They look like a big doll. And she is tall too... tall women are hot. You know what else I think is hot? Female singers... like Esthero, Dolores O'Riordon from the Cranberries, Alicia Keys. I wish I could meet a girl who was a lounge singer. I think that shit is hot as a reindeer's antlers.

I also met a broad named Julia who is a homemaker? LOL........ I had to lie to that chick cuz well I live with my parents so yeah, can't exactly be honest with her unless she just wants to get banged... I have no idea with these older women they are an enigma. Anyways she has 2 kids which is kinda weird but I would still throw it in her based on her picture. Shit she could give me a blowjob then make me a sandwich and all in the world would be ok.

I've been drinking some red wine tonight and smoking some ganj so bear with me k thanks. Who else did I meet? Well I met this girl named Sonja who is from the middle east or something. I told myself last week that I wanted to bang some exotic pussy and she is my target. I'm bored... I gtg

Well I didn't find any Jamaican girls online but I did meet an African girl named Aaliyah. She moved to Columbus about 4 months ago and doesn't know anyone. So far we are just talking and she has never heard of South Park which is a travesty lol. I will let you guys know how things get on with her.

Saturday afternoon I went and met that girl Sarah I had been chatting with for coffee at Cup O' Joe Coffee Dessert House. The place is really cool. We met at 2pm and she said to just show up and look for the girl with long brain hair and an apple notebook. When I got there I swear to god there was 3 girls there all with long brown hair and apple computers. I was high as hell and was like omg this is like a bad dream and I had totally regretted hitting the bong before I left the house. The funny thing was that I would have banged all three of them as all 3 girls were hot. She said she was only 21 years old so I just went over to the youngest looking girl and it turned out to be her thank god.

I ordered a caramel mocha and sipped it as we talked about life and shit. She said she was working to become a doctor and was going to university for that. I was like whoa... I play wow on my computer all night and watch south park etc... of course I didn't tell her that but I felt a bit out of my league and was thinking about the movie Good Will Hunting where he meets Minney Driver who is studying to become a doctor also. She said she likes hip hop and listens to 2Pac and Dr. Dre etc which is cool by me. You couldn't tell by looking at this girl that she was a fly girl inside cuz she dressed and looked very conservative. I was thinking I gotta take this shit slow and try and sound intellectual. I hope I didn't embarrass myself with some of the stuff I was saying.

She said she has had a few boyfriends here and there and that she was really popular in high school etc and the guys she was with were all jocks and football quarterback types etc. I was thinking damn I got no chance with this girl... so I changed my attitude and started thinking, I don't need this girl and I think it started to work. I also ended things and said I had to go hook up with my friends and play basketball outside. She was like ooo and was all impressed that I was active guy, but in reality when I said friends I really meant my WoW Guild and by basketball outside I really meant playing wow and smoking a bowl lol